my favorite part is that no one is wearing the shirt that gave her the cigarette
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Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through… delusion.
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
I’d read it.
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Everyone’s favorite astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson returned to The Daily Show last night and found the show sporting a brand new opening with the earth spinning the in the correct direction.
But even if you watched the show, there’s so much more of Jon’s interview with Neil that you didn’t see, so be sure to click here to watch the extended and unedited version.
Together we stand. The sand fills the cracks between our toes. Our hands become one, and our minds go blank. We bask in the ever-glowing warmth of the sun while we lay upon the beach. At times we laugh, chase each other into the warm water that is all around us. Never again are our hands strangers, are our bodies apart. When we retire, we go back to our bed. This bed is just near the edge of the beach. There are no walls, only layers of soft blanket. The bed rests upon a platform of wood, smooth beneath our feet. As the sun gives off one last burst of orange light we lay there in each others arms. Face to face our bodies intertwine, and so too do our minds, our souls. As I look at your face I know I am in the most inexplicably amazing type of love there is. Our lips meet just one last time, before we fall together in to the abyss of sleep, fully in bliss.